M.I.A.

Name: Lambie. Also answers to "La-la."
Age: 24 months
Description: White (ish) with smudgy grey-ish ears, nose and tail
Noteworthy marks: Rattleodectomy scar on abdomen.
Last seen: November 20, 2006 at ____ Preschool, Salt Lake City, UT
If you see her: Do not approach! Her eyes are always closed, so she may appear to be asleep but could, at any time, go ninja-lamb and escape again. Please contact the Matic-Operated Lovey Department (MOLD) if you see this individual. Please use caution--a little boy's comfort depends upon it.

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